YOU'RE NOT FUCKED AT ALL!

Congrats, you're in a prime position to build wealth! Recessions = opportunity. This is the time to invest—because millionaires are made when the market is down. Stocks are on sale, and you can snag top-tier companies at bargain prices.

Pro tip: Open an investment account and start putting your money to work. The market rewards those who stay in the game. Don’t sleep on this!